Oh yeah. I caught your attention with that headline. Not chicken and waffles like everyone else. Not chicken and mashed potatoes. CHICKEN AND CHAMPAGNE.

Now I am not a big fan of fried chicken, but I absolutely adore a good glass of champagne. I had to write about this. Horseradish Grill is offering up the best in fried chicken and champagne on Wednesday, August 20th! You’ll begin by pulling out my chair then kissing me on my forehead…wait..sorry, I assumed you were taking me on a date. Oh. Whoops. You’ll actually begin with champagne cocktails and hors d’oeuvres. You’ll then look over to the table next to you and find me all alone, crying into my champagne glass. After you’ve helped me dot my tears, you’ll enjoy the nationally acclaimed fried chicken of Chef Berry. Oh, and did I mention it’s all you can eat? Yeah. Close your mouth, you’re drooling.

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As you’re going through each course, champagne will be flowing like the river of Jordan. It’ll be grand, I tell you. Aside from champagne, they’ll be providing you with seasonal sides, and an assortment of freshly made in-house desserts. Mmm..mmm.

Now you’ve got to purchase your tickets in advance by calling the restaurant at 404-255-7277.

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For more information about the event, check out their site!

Do it! You enjoy the fried chicken and your date. I’ll enjoy my empty table and fifteen glasses of champagne…..sigh. WAITER!

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Wendell Scott