This sounds like so much fun. Last Pasties Standing: Summer Lovin’ is an improvisational burlesque show! What?! This is a thing??

Okay, here’s how it works. The two man things that will help contestants survive during this show are: creative improvisation and audience response. Sounds easy enough, right? Well, eight burlesque performers create insanely fun performances all while doing head-to-head strip-ofs to songs selected as they step on the stage. Doesn’t that sounds awesome?? The audience will judge who does their little striptease better. Winners of each round will go on to the next, playoff style.

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The show is on Sunday, July 20th at 8pm at the Red Light Cafe. Tickets are being sold now, so go ahead and reserve your spot. If you’re still thinking about it, tickets can also be purchased at the door.

I have to see this. I have to participate in this. Where do I sign up?

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Actually, I’m sure you don’t want to see my lovehandles being exposed all over the place. I’ll leave it to the professional “burlesque-a-teers”.

For more information or to purchase tickets, check out their site!

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