The Fugitives

Gossip Girl “The Fugitives” Pictured: Blake Lively as Serena Van Der Woodsen. One person who deserves to be on the list. PHOTO CREDIT: GIOVANNI RUFINO/THE CW © 2012 THE CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Ranking hotness is as subjective as food preferences. I despise mayonnaise. Literally, I will avoid the product at all costs. Even in the grocery aisle it makes me squirm. But I know there are people out in the world who douse their fries in oily mayo packets. I don’t judge. Go about your business, mayo eating folks. No harm done. Maxim’s Hot 100 list ranks “The World’s Most Beautiful Women.” I can just picture a frat house debate on which woman has the “bod” to supersede another hotly attributed star. 

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I am not scoffing at the idea of a Hot List. In fact, its sole purpose lies in entertaining. And I can’t deny that I didn’t laugh when I read the choices. When a reality star, a cartoon character and a formerly jailed woman all sit among a list of models and A-list celebrities, it certainly moves away from any real legitimacy. Some highlights of this year’s Maxim’s Hot 100:

Lois Griffin from Family Guy — Can a cartoon really be sexy? Hey, if that’s your thing, then so be it. She’s pictured in furry lingerie, so I’ll give it to Ms. Griffin, she knows how to pose.

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JWOWW from Jersey Shore – Where’s Snooki? (Editor’s Note: Bleck! for both)

Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report – Yes, Stephen, you are the hottest woman in my book. Perhaps he had a sex change operation?

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