Ranking hotness is as subjective as food preferences. I despise mayonnaise. Literally, I will avoid the product at all costs. Even in the grocery aisle it makes me squirm. But I know there are people out in the world who douse their fries in oily mayo packets. I don’t judge. Go about your business, mayo eating folks. No harm done. Maxim’s Hot 100 list ranks “The World’s Most Beautiful Women.” I can just picture a frat house debate on which woman has the “bod” to supersede another hotly attributed star.
I am not scoffing at the idea of a Hot List. In fact, its sole purpose lies in entertaining. And I can’t deny that I didn’t laugh when I read the choices. When a reality star, a cartoon character and a formerly jailed woman all sit among a list of models and A-list celebrities, it certainly moves away from any real legitimacy. Some highlights of this year’s Maxim’s Hot 100:
Lois Griffin from Family Guy — Can a cartoon really be sexy? Hey, if that’s your thing, then so be it. She’s pictured in furry lingerie, so I’ll give it to Ms. Griffin, she knows how to pose.
JWOWW from Jersey Shore – Where’s Snooki? (Editor’s Note: Bleck! for both)
Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report – Yes, Stephen, you are the hottest woman in my book. Perhaps he had a sex change operation?
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